Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Donald Rumsfeld demonstrates the approved "scrotal gripping position" to be used on Iraqi prisoners.

Here Mr. Kawayama Suzoya demonstrates Japan's latest invention: The Wedge-O-Matic child carrier system. Hailed as the invention of the year by parents everywhere the Wedge-O-Matic (Oymiashertz) has quickly become a top seller throughout Japan.

The Showcase

Working at The Showcase is usually pretty fun. You get to hear decent music and hang out with a bunch of cool ass people. After working there for a few weeks however I have noticed a much darker side to the show than is at first visible. Every show ends with a "Patriotic" group of songs. Ever since 9/11 this has been a very in thing to do and many people have cashed in on the AMERICAN PRIDE trend before so what's the big deal? Integrity. If you want people to give you a standing ovation every night...play good shows. Please do not depend on the lemming attitude of people when it comes to being driven to stand up and clap out of guilt. This is just in bad taste.

Other than that, it's awesome. I thought that I would hate the show and want to kill myself on a nightly basis but it's not that bad. There have only been a few times where I have wanted to stand in a pool of water and play with the microphones and that was mainly due to standing ovation whore of an ending.

Come out and see the show. It is actually a good show and worth the money. Just leave as soon as you hear God Bless America. You'll thank me later.

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Dirt Mcgirt.

Friday, June 04, 2004

Priceless

Thursday, June 03, 2004

Gmail

C'mon...someone give me a Gmail account. I've been good. I'm tired of going around and trying to get one so someone...please feel free to give me one. I'm always welcoming them.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Philadelphia: The Return

Fun trip. Good times. It rained most of the way home - pretty damn hard at that. I had a good time hanging out with my beautiful girlfriend Beth and her people. Philly is a cool place, I dig it there a lot. I can't wait to go back in a month and a half. I'm home now though and I'm going to pass out for a few hours.

Thursday, May 27, 2004

Clownshoes

Who could have ever imagined this guy would be a child molester? Right...everyone that has ever seen him. Anyway...yea...give credit to TSG for the picture. I just found it too funny to pass up.

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Philadelphia

2 more days and I'll be here with the amazing Bethany. To say I'm looking forward to it would be a bit of an understatement.